Welcome Ballers! On this page, you will find answers to the most common questions on this site. Got a question not answered here? Let us know.

1. How does this work?
   
2. What's a Baller?
   
3. Who are you?
   
4. Is this for real?
   
5. Why would anyone want to pay good money to become The Big Baller?
   
6. How did you come up with the idea?
   
7. What will you do with the money?
   
8. What do you get for your money?
9. I was The Big Baller, and someone just outbid me. How do I get my title back?
10. If I am the Big Baller and someone outbids me, can I get my money back?
11. Are you worried about copy cats / rip-offs?
    
12. Can I put The Big Baller on my site/blog?
    
13. I have the SAME bankroll as The Big Baller, but I AM NOT THE BIG BALLER. WTF is GOING ON?!?!
    

1. There is ONLY ONE BIG BALLER
2. You BECOME the BIG BALLER by building up more BANKROLL than the last BIG BALLER
3. You LOSE the TITLE when someone gets more BANKROLL than you
4. You REGAIN the TITLE by adding MONEY to your BANKROLL so that you have the most again

Every baller gets an exquisite OFFICIAL BALLER CERTIFICATE and a spot in the Hall of Fame. So, if you're not worried about being the numero uno, you can just pay money to get WRECKONIZED!

You could get shot askin silly questions like that. A Baller is basically everything the average person isn't. Ballers are ambitious, outgoing, and successful. They are winners in life, and their lifestyles prove it. They have mountains of cash, drive expensive cars, wear fine clothing, and entertain the most exclusive clientele. Remember that promotion you wanted, but never got? Guess what? IT WENT TO A BALLER!

My name isn't important. All you really need to know is that I'm a young, successful entrepreneur, I'm the guy who created this site, and I'm the one getting paid every time another Big Baller decides to flex some bank roll.

What, you think this is a joke? Enter your credit card information and see if that money don't come out of your account. Hell yeah this is real! You may not be able to wrap your mind around the concept, but the Real Ballers know what's up. Pay to Play Baby, you gots to Pay to Play.

Are you serious? What's at stake here is recognition and respect. In this ENTIRE UNIVERSE, there is and always will be ONLY ONE BIG BALLER. You can ONLY become The Big Baller ON THIS SITE. And there is NO OTHER WAY TO DO IT. Why? BECAUSE WE CREATED IT (BEEYATCH)! You want the title of Big Baller, you have to go through us. PERIOD.

So why would you pay good money to become The Big Baller? BECAUSE YOU CAN!!! The peons will never understand this, but that's okay... not everyone can think like a Baller. If a couple chips set you back, or if you're saving every penny for bills or to pay the rent, that's cool. You can't afford it, you can't afford it. But Ballers have this thing called EXPENDABLE INCOME, and they can use that shit for WHATEVER THEY LIKE, even STUPIDLY COOL sh*t like BECOMING THE BIG BALLER.

That's why people pay good money to become the Big Baller. Life's a game, money is the score, and BIG BANK WINS. But where's the scoreboard? RIGHT HERE at TheBigBaller.Com!!! THIS is the place where the talkers get separated from the walkers. You think you got BIG BANK? You claim to have EXPENDABLE INCOME? PROVE IT! Become the Big Baller... if you can!

I was surfing the web, reading about entrepreneurs who had made MILLIONS OF DOLLARS with great ideas. I was reading about this kid in England who had come up with an idea that was so cool, he was making about $350,000 a MONTH doing not a got-damned thing. When I read about his sh*t, I got SO JEALOUS that I wanted to punch someone in the chest.

I didn't give a crap about the money he was making... I'm breaded enough to where I don't have to work for the next few years as it is. But, the idea he had was SO GREAT, I was jealous that I hadn't thought of something like it. I wanted a GREAT IDEA of my own. So I sat back and tried to think of one. For a while, nothing happened. But, right before I was about to go to bed - BLAM - it hit me. The Big Baller.

I knew I had something immediately. The idea was funny as hell. It was JUST the kind of thing that rich f*cks with cash to burn would do for fun. On top of that, it was the kind of crazy idea that would capture people's imaginations. After all, YOU'RE here, aren't you? And you're not alone. After all, who WOULDN'T want come check out the Big Baller?

I talked to my homeboys, and we did some quick math. That's when we discovered that the idea had legs. At even relatively low dollar amounts, the site could generate tremendous revenue. If we even got to $100 in $1 increments, the total profits generated would be over $5000. Don't believe me? You do the math (1+2+3...99+100).

Looking at the numbers, I knew that once that avalanche effect took hold, it would be on. And we wouldn't be selling some bullsh*t title, either. The act of bidding - IN AND OF ITSELF - would increase the VALUE of the title, and as more and more people came to check it out, the traffic would bring in the added dimension of FAME. This thing would actually become worth MORE AND MORE with each successive Big Baller. Not just to me, but to the ballers themselves.

Once I saw that, I knew it was on. WIN WIN SITUATION, BABY! The kind Ballers Love Best.

Why even ask this question? You KNOW how ballers do. We take trips. Buy vehicles. Party. You know, live the life. Just think of all the stuff you always wanted to do, but never did. That's what I'm going to be doing with this cash.

It's not all be about me, though. I'll probably drop some duckets on my family and friends. I know some cats who rap, so I might finance an album or two. And the rest will probably end up as a commission check in my money managers hands, who will probably put it in some bullsh*t no load mutual fund.

First off, you get OFFICIAL BALLER status and all that entails, including RECOGNITION, RESPECT, and a place in the BALLER HALL OF FAME. You get the PRIDE and JOY that goes along with being part of an ELITE CLUB with LIMITED MEMBERSHIP. Second, you get a BALLER CERTIFICATE via email indicating that you are a CERTIFIED BALLER. What does a baller certificate look like? CLICK HERE TO SEE Its TIGHT!!! But if you want to see one with your name on it, you need to Ball UP!

Like Nate Dogg says, It ain't no fun if the homie's can't have none, so we will also send COPIES of your certificate to your friends and contacts via EMAIL. This lets you notify your people that your BALLER STATUS is now OFFICIAL. Think of how POPULAR you will be when your friends see your OFFICIAL BALLER certificate with YOUR NAME ON IT! It's a PRICELESS gift, but it can be yours FOR A PRICE!

And of course, there's the ULTIMATE PRIZE. If the TOTAL amount of MONEY in your BANKROLL is more than anyone else's, then you become the ONE AND ONLY BIG BALLER!!!

Nope. All you need to do is drop some more cash. One of the nice features of this site is that you're Baller Value stays with you for LIFE. So, if someone outbids you, and you want to take your crown back, then you just have to put in enough money to make your total more than theirs. Check out the Hall of Fame. Nice huh?

Absolutely not. What a bitch made question. We should delete you from the list and pull your Baller Card for even asking. Listen up! Once you PAY MONEY to become the Big Baller, that money is GONE. You will NEVER see it again. If you don't like it, or you can't afford it, DON'T PLAY. This site is intended for the amusement people with EXPENDABLE INCOME who can AFFORD TO PARTICIPATE (and their friends). If you are not one of those people, stay on the sidelines.

Absolutely not. Sure, the concept is simple. Sure, someone could copy this site pretty easy. But we are the ONLY site that can bestow the title by virtue of the fact that WE INVENTED IT! The entire value of the title lies in the fact that there is ONLY ONE. So, the very act of ripping us off makes the ripoff site's shit WORTH NOTHING. Plus, anyone stupid enough to pay good money to a FAKE baller site is a bitch ass, and they deserve to be stuck with whatever fake title they get.

Hell yes! And don't stop there... put it in your email sigs and your message board tags. Put it in your Instant Messenger profile. Spam everyone in your aSmallWorld network. Or, if you don't have that hit up all your friends on MySpace. And represent anywhere else Big Ballin is respected. Make sure to let us know about it, too, so we can post it up in our news and press area. You look out for us, We look out for YOU.

Too slow, eskimo. There are a lot of scenarios that could lead to a TIE. When that happens, the FIRST PAYMENT we receive gets Big Baller Status. The rest of you slowpokes get added to the Hall of Fame. Speed counts. So don't be messin around. Get to BALLIN!